Bugger it… sand and surf here I come!

Dear Diary,

I might be bailing on a lucrative TV opportunity, but bugger it… you only get to surf a generational cyclone swell once! So catch ya later, Outback Survivor. I’m waxing up and heading east to the Goldy.

Join me by claiming your freebie and let’s go shred. My panel van is fully loaded and the seat is warm!