Kev’s rocking a classic koala fuzz cut

Dear Diary,

At first I wanted a rock ‘n’ roll mohawk, but that’s too extreme. Then I thought about getting an Elvis hairstyle, but no one can pull that off but The King. Finally I settled on a classic koala cut – close cropped fuzz cut from top to bottom. Now I’m ready for the ladies. Better redeem this bonus before I head out though…