Kev got smacked by a volleyball

Dear Diary,

This year isn’t ending so well for your mate Kev. First, it was that crazy puppy. Then, I was playing volleyball and copped a shot to the noggin. Now I’m forced to cover the lump with this hat. Come to think of it though, I’d prefer to be hit in the head rather than in my jingle bells (if you know what I mean). So that’s worth celebrating with a freebie.