Dear Diary,
After a few too many gumleaf brews last night, I woke up in the weirdest place! The first thing I saw was Kerry the Kangaroos head. Then I realised I was looking up at her through her own pouch! I might stick to non-alcoholic beers for a while. Remember, drink responsibly and claim this bonus!
I might stick to non-alcoholic beers for a while. Remember, drink responsibly and claim this bonus!