Dear Diary,
Thanks to members like you, my NYE party is gonna be EPIC! Seriously… it’s got a guest list, live band, sausage sangas, vegan treats and free grog!
Plus, it’s on a beach, so that’s gonna rock. But no fireworks – I really don’t like them. I’d prefer to see a bunch of bonuses like this blowing up instead. Bring on 2023!